Most guys know the following saying: “Shake it more then twice and you’re playing with it!”

Well, apparently not ALL guys live by that saying… and some of the more disgusting ones flaunt their non-belief in public. Gross!

Shaking It More Than Once, Twice, Three Times — You Nasty Bastard!

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For all those nasty, stinky, smelly, foul, wretched, level 5 hazmat emergency diaper loads of shit & piss you blessed you parents with as a baby… your parents will return to you when they get older and develop advanced alzheimers.

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Although Blakk Frogg has no desire to look like a trendy jackass, many guys in this world do… so Blakk Frogg would like to give you a helpful hint if you want to look fashionable, trendy, sexy and (rico) suave: “Act like you just shit your pants.”

Fake Motivational Poster: Just Crapped My Pants

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We don’t know the ‘actual’ reasoning for this shirt’s creation but we suspect that its “Stop Being Difficult and Take It in the Ass” slogan has something to do with one of the following:

• The continuing disappearance of personal rights & freedoms
• A new slogan used by TSA at airport security checkpoints
• The latest campaign slogan of a Presidential Candidate
• That awkward moment when a man realizes prison rape stories are more than just stories
• How a married man feels after having sex with the same woman for 20 years

If you have any other ideas, please leave them in the comments section and if Blakk Frogg likes your ideas he’ll add them to the list!

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Blakk Frogg never pictured the day when we would do a blog posting called ‘matching underwear’, but oh well. At least he changes his underwear on a regular basis. Thank Heavens for that!

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No matter how much thought we gave this, we simply could not understand why anyone decided that the word ‘groin’ should mean anything other than… well, crotch.

Keep Off Groin!

We’d like to thank ‘N-Syd-Owt’ for sending in this image!

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Ever want to walk up to a police officer and say, “F#ck you!”? Apparently you are not alone because these rebels clearly want and know how to ‘stick it to The Man’.

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Some people look at life in a way that makes ya’ think, “Wow. He (or she) has a unique perspective.” Realists do that sort of thing. They keep it real!

Half Full? Half Empty? This is Piss!

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Never really though about this one before, but costumes available for men and women do come in very different sorts. For males the costumes overflow with courage, confidence and bravery. Women’s costumes overflow with… cleavage.

Not complaining, just saying…

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For those searching for a way to politely decline unwanted Valentine attention, do NOT do something like this:

Do not shoot Cupid or ANYone this Valentine’s Day…
Seriously. Not. Worth. It. Seriously.

“Rejection spells the end of a fantasy, not life” — Blakk Frogg

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