Archive for the ‘Adult MySpace Comments’ Category

True Love Lasts… FOREVER

Thursday, March 22nd, 2012

If you ever wondered what the most beautiful picture of True, Everlasting Love looked like, well, Blakk Frogg thinks he may have found it:

image of true, everlasting love
What Does Everlasting Love REALLY Look Like?

Blakk Frogg says, “If you must die during a moment of passion, and not one by yourself, have the courtesy to let the other person get on top first!”

She Got Laid on Facebook

Sunday, March 18th, 2012

It never ceases to amaze Blakk Frogg that people so willingly put their personal business all over the Internet in messages… and not really knowing who or if the messages can get intercepted by others intentionally or accidentally.

In this case a woman wanted to ‘thank a recent lover’ for a truly outstanding sexual encounter and tell him that he more or less had an open invitation to come back and mount her again any time he wanted. Too bad she posted the message on her wall and not in a private message or email.

On second thought, it’s AWESOME that she screwed up by announcing to the world that she screwed him!

she got laid on facebook

Dirty Pants in Walmart Trash Can

Monday, March 12th, 2012

Well, of all the places for a fecal accident to take place, the poor fellow who crapped himself at Walmart, bought new pants, changed in the restroom, and discarded his shitty pants in the trash can… could have had a worse day by crapping himself during a tour of an art museum.

On second thought, if he crapped himself and hung the poop-stained drawers on the wall he could call it ‘modern art’ and possibly even sell his masterpiece for a ridiculous amount of money to an unsuspecting collector who adored the fact that he got to meet the artist standing half naked in front of the artwork. “Oh how marvelous! Such conviction!”

Three Shakes Means You’re Playing With It

Sunday, March 11th, 2012

Most guys know the following saying: “Shake it more then twice and you’re playing with it!”

Well, apparently not ALL guys live by that saying… and some of the more disgusting ones flaunt their non-belief in public. Gross!

I Decline Your Valentine’s Offer. Seriously.

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012

For those searching for a way to politely decline unwanted Valentine attention, do NOT do something like this:

Love Does Not Have To Hurt

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012

Just… Wow. As funny as the message in this fake Valentine appears, several companies actually sell kits like this.

Looking for a way to ‘ease the pain’ in someone’s life? Undercover Condoms has a few things that may do the trick.

And, as Blakk Frogg always says, safety during the ‘numbers game’ called finding love requires one to think about the possibility of catching an itch that won’t ever go away!

Too Many Valentine’s Day Chocolates

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

Blakk Frogg says, “Sorry, men and women, but all the sweets from your sweet COULD turn you into a not so delicious treat in a week or so…”

Ahem. Please use caution when consuming all those calorie bombs women AND men.

How NOT to act on Valentine’s Day, or EVER!

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

Listen here, men: Blakk Frogg KNOWS some of you need a lesson when it comes to how to, and NOT to, behave when dealing with women. So here’s REAL WORLD ADVICE that you ought to listen to…

Happy Valentine’s Day… It’s Yours!

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

Blakk Frogg says, “Roughly nine months after Valentine’s Day a very special event can happen — and some folks didn’t intend for it to happen — so PLEASE, people, use protection w/ your sweetheart if you don’t mean to make a baby this evening!”

MySpaceSarcasm.Com…. Popular in ‘The Cool Crowd’

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

Stop staring at your sister’s droopy butt and pay attention! Below you will find the most popular pics on MySpaceSarcasm.Com at a time when gerbils mated and accidentally created moose dung. Now go get us some beer, you lazy freaks!

MySpace Sarcasm
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

MySpace Sarcasm
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

MySpace Sarcasm
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

MySpace Sarcasm
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

MySpace Sarcasm
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!