At no time in his life has Blakk Frogg ever considered getting a tattoo and quite frankly he really does not find them very appealing… but to each their own. For those considering a tattoo, please make sure you review the picture below before deciding where the artwork will go on your body:

What Tattoo Location Really Means

So, before you commit to having ink injected (permanently) into your skin, study this map closely and THEN make your decision. Why? Because no matter how good of a job the tattoo artist does when recreating the picture you drew of a lion ripping the soul out of a demon’s rectum, some things just don’t look right on a person’s forehead.

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For those searching for a way to politely decline unwanted Valentine attention, do NOT do something like this:

Do not shoot Cupid or ANYone this Valentine’s Day…
Seriously. Not. Worth. It. Seriously.

“Rejection spells the end of a fantasy, not life” — Blakk Frogg

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Just… Wow. As funny as the message in this fake Valentine appears, several companies actually sell kits like this.

Love Does Not Have To Hurt… Ya’ Know?

Looking for a way to ‘ease the pain’ in someone’s life? Undercover Condoms has a few things that may do the trick.

And, as Blakk Frogg always says, safety during the ‘numbers game’ called finding love requires one to think about the possibility of catching an itch that won’t ever go away!

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Blakk Frogg says, “Sorry, men and women, but all the sweets from your sweet COULD turn you into a not so delicious treat in a week or so…”

Ahem. Please use caution when consuming all those calorie bombs women AND men.

Ration the Chocolates, Everyone! Make ‘Em Last, Men & Women!

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Listen here, men: Blakk Frogg KNOWS some of you need a lesson when it comes to how to, and NOT to, behave when dealing with women. So here’s REAL WORLD ADVICE that you ought to listen to…

Bad, Bad Valentine’s Day Behavior!!!

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Blakk Frogg says, “Roughly nine months after Valentine’s Day a very special event can happen — and some folks didn’t intend for it to happen — so PLEASE, people, use protection w/ your sweetheart if you don’t mean to make a baby this evening!”

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Sarcasm oozes from every inch of mock motivational posters — and hence the reason why Blakk Frogg loves them so much. Yep. Sarcastic, sexy and sometimes completely stupid. Sounds like a winning recipe!

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So here we find ourselves starring down the barrel of a loaded .45 — and no one cares… But I digress. The Honorable(?) Blakk Frogg would like for you to all gather around and enjoy last month’s most popular funny/sarcastic/sexy/stupid pics from AmericasBestMySpaceComments.Com. Now run along and be happy, ya’ goofy lookin’ monkey turds!

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