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Do Gas Additives Really Improve Gas Mileage?

Monday, April 9th, 2012

So… Do gasoline additives really help make cars drive a bit further on a tank of gas? After some research we have determined that some do, and some don’t.

We all want to know how we can stretch our gasoline budget just a little further, right? Of course we do! With gas prices clearly over the $4 mark in a lot of the country most of us have started doing ANYthing we can to get better gas mileage.

Do gas additives really work?

That dumb bastard, however, appeared to have other motives for his use of a ‘gas additive’ and although we didn’t actually log any miles on the test vehicle, we have concluded that man-made, all natural beer-induced fuel additives will not stretch a person’s fuel budget.

Thinking About Your Ex

Monday, March 19th, 2012

As we get older thoughts about our past ex-lovers almost always cross our minds and sometimes we find ourselves staring in the mirror at ourselves and asking, “Seriously? Why in the HELL did I ever date THAT bitch/bastard?!?!?”

Then, like a bolt of lightning up our ass, we realize just how wasted we got for every waking moment of the relationship. Beer after beer, shot after shot, and ‘questionable substance’ after ‘questionable substance’.

Without a doubt we could have avoided those unsavory tramps and assholes if we had used our brains… relied on common sense… laid off the hooch… put down the fifth… didn’t inhale… and more or less ‘just said NO!’

Finish What You Start — Stress Relief

Monday, November 21st, 2011

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished; so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptions, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum, u luvum!!

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MySpaceSarcasm.Com…. Popular in ‘The Cool Crowd’

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

Stop staring at your sister’s droopy butt and pay attention! Below you will find the most popular pics on MySpaceSarcasm.Com at a time when gerbils mated and accidentally created moose dung. Now go get us some beer, you lazy freaks!

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cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

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cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

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cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

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cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

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cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

AmericasBestMySpaceComments.Com — 07/09

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Wanna’ see something naughty? Looking for a strange or sexy image to place on your profile? Well look no further ‘cuz Americas Best MySpace Comments has a special treat for you! They sent us a list of the most popular comment pictures on their site for July 2009!

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That wraps up another exciting(?) blog post for us… now go get us more beer! We’re thisty, damn it!

Popular Comment Pics Last Month

Monday, June 8th, 2009

For several years www.AmericasBestMySpaceComments.com has consistently posted funny, sexy, gross and sometimes downright sarcastic pics for your enjoyment. The time has come around once more for that site to reveal its most popular pics… this time for the month of May 2009!

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Have you ever found strange, unrecognizable and definitely melted plastic or rubber objects in a dryer before or after putting your clothes in? If so, let’s just say that some people (see above) like to use available dryers for intimate moments while waiting for their loads of laundry to finish. And, since one can never take too many precautions again STD’s, those shriveled up pieces of rubber/plastic may, in fact, come from discarded condoms.

* barf *

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Summer means a lot more snakes out and about where Blakk Frogg lives. The above cartoon illustrates the proper way to use a fake snakebite as a means of getting ‘personal services’ from a really stupid park ranger. Take notes, campers! Take notes!

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Yes, yes, yes and YES! Nothing beats a nice booty shakin’ from side to side, right to left, up and down and all around. Therefore, shake what ya’ mama gave ya’!

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Seems as though people will never leave the rednecks alone or stop accusing them of acting like a bunch of dumb… rednecks. Damn. It happened again. :(

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The fifth most popular comment picture this month tells a definite truth: Somewhere sitting next to every hot girl is her current boyfriend who’s sick and tired of her crap and constantly dreaming of ways to dump her fine ass once he finds someone new. Sorry, ladies… but some guys value more than nice breasts, a pretty face, a slim waist, eductaion, intelligence, personality, an insatiable sexual appetite, a desire to explore all areas of kama sutra, and the ability to pay your own bills and take care of yourself.

Hey, wait just a ssecond… Blakk Frogg wants to rethink that last line. Lol.

Cute Girl in a Bud Light Box

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

Two things that Blakk Frogg loves: BEER and HOT BABES in BEER BOXES. Woo Hoo! Drink up!

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Most Popular Pictures for May 2009

Monday, June 1st, 2009

If you came here looking for silly, sexy, sarcastic and sometimes sick pictures and graphics to use on blogs, profiles, bulletin boards and other places, well, you came on the right day ‘cuz today we post the most popular pictures and graphics on AmericasBestMySpace.Com for the month of May 2009!

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A brand of beer known as Sierra Nevada captured the heart, mind, body and soul of Blakk Frogg several years ago. For those of you old enough to drink, you ought to check out their line of beers — if you like good beer. Otherwise stick with your fruity drinks and cheap, moose piss beers.

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Every guy that has ever pissed off his significant other knows the feelings shown in the picture above. Some OTHER guys may LIKE the idea of barbed wire in the bedroom, but we dare not discuss that on this site.

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Drinking everyday does not make Blakk Frogg an alcoholic. Feeling like a burlap sack filled with bleeding buttholes because he DIDN’T drink that day might, though. lol.

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Looks like a lot of people had beer on the brain last month. Guzzling a Heineken always sounds like a good idea. Guzzle-guzzle buurrrrrrrp!

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Wow. Great way to finish out last month’s most popular picture comments — with a swift kick in the balls. Blakk Frogg cringes each time he sees this image.

Calous Cat Does Not Care

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Blakk Frogg can’t tell you how many times a cat has humiliated him while puked his brains out, drove the porcelain bus, yacked, barfed, tossed his cookies…. because no cat would DARE enter the bathroom when it smelled like hot wings, human bile, jagermeister and a fresh hippopotamus dump!

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Froggs Love Rogue Beer

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

Beer and frogs. Whoever said they don’t go well together clearly has his head in his butthole. DEEP in his, or her, need to speak politically correctly these day, …. butthole. So go drink Rogue beer and hang out with frogs! You’ll have a good time!

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