Archive for the ‘Fake Motivational Poster’ Category

Who Stole Your Bike?

Friday, March 23rd, 2012

As children many of you faced hardships resulting from other children stealing your toys in the sand box, stealing your toys on the playground, taking your toys in the classroom, and outright stealing your bike while you swam in the local watering hole.

Looking back, don’t you wish you had a superhero or, perhaps, a large group of muscle-bound giants that would go after the bad, mean thief and pound their brains into a flat, mushy brain pancake?

Redneck Fire Alarm… Now With Extra Butter!

Friday, March 16th, 2012

Never did Blakk Frogg ever think he’d find himself saying, “Hmmm… The site of my house burning down sure does make me want some popcorn right about now. Oh wait! I can eat the fire alarm! How convenient!”

And with that thought Blakk Frogg has now confirmed that he apparently does does not fit the description of a redneck. At least not according to THIS picture:

redneck fire alarm?

Hat Wearing Moron

Thursday, March 15th, 2012

Ever go to a sporting event, concert or just anywhere outdoors and think, “Man oh man do I wish I had something to keep the sun out of my eyes…” and totally forget that you have a HAT on your head?

If so, then you and this moron below have something in common: You’re both doing your part to ruin the gene pool!